Kitchen Garden Forum

OH did say he had a big new contract outside Milton Bryan and I reckon he's been spotted, I recognise the loppers.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/environm ... cycle.html

I'm not sure why they cut the trailer out of the photo!

Because you left it in California when you were doing that big Hollywood job

And whats more, that wasn't the ony thing i left there.

Dear OH,
I reckon you've been cheating. That first photograph looks suspiciously like you've installed a fartichoke gas conversion kit on the back of your bike to power it.

Now there's a thought, I have enough fartichokes on my allotment to run the central heating throught the winter.

Not sure about the green element though as although it would save fossil fuel etc, it could potentially destroy the ozone layer over our house

Never thought about running my bike on the stuff either

Does that mean i will now have to tax and insure it.

The "News Quiz" weren't keen on the idea that eating less meat would reduce methane emissions - as one said "ever been in the toilet of a vegetarian restaurant?"

Now what shall i have for breakfast.

OH - I don't think any insurance company will quote to insure weapons of mass destruction.

Dear Primrose, what a wonderful reply.