Kitchen Garden Forum

Lizzie, just found a bottle of surgical spirit so we can throw a party to welcome grock back.
Who's up for it?

You can count me in, I'll have lots of produce to bring if you can wait a week or two...

Hope you are bringing Lulu along then Chantal. Do we get a discount on the published charges since we are your mates?

And what's going on with your atavars chuck? All this debate about Mr PH's courgette flowers pushed you over the edge or you just trying to get us all at it? I'm sure Taz wasn't there when I last logged on - ooohhh dear

Sue

Peter in a hurry here.

I already asked Chantal that question on another thread.

IS your produce all manufactured in your pikey tent Chanters

You bet your crackling it is Piglet.

What's wrong with my avatar? Are you all seeing things? Taz? I only see chilli peppers, you lot are obiously deluded...

I might miss some of the party as I have managed to spear my arse on an Agave plant overwintering in the greenhouse whilst pricking out tomatoes.

I didnt think such a thing could be so dangerous, its given me a right good wound, ouch.

Oooh nasty. Does this mean you're home brewing Tequila? I'm sure Grock will rub some liniment on it for you if you ask nicely.

ooh Agavees up the bum, nothing worse is there?

Piglet, I'll hold off drinking the surgical spirit, well some of it, and save it for your, ahem, rectal use.

Surprised Grock hasn't come in yet, found some nice scotch and bought a large bag of tea and some chocolate hobnobs. Which one is Lizzies shed?

Count me in too. What shall I bring?

How about a Community Psychiatric Team?


Oh, and some nice cakes.

I'm here.

I've found some babycham and lambrini for grock to mix into her surgical spirit. She thinks it makes her look more sophisticated if she drinks cocktails. Mind you, having them in a pint glass and smoking rollies doesn't help the image much

Sorry for Piglets wound. It's not the easiest of places to put a plaster!!!!!!! Bet that made his crackling curl up

Peter, mines the shed with all the bottles outside and the police tape swaying in the breeze from the last party. It was the sprout wine that caused the problems but the judge was very nice about it.

Where's Piglet got to? Can you not sit down to use your computer me old pork chop?

If we want to be as PC as the BT website now is, I have a length of Hedlu tape.