Hi everyone,
I've been given some Tamarillo (Peruvian Tomatoes) seeds and i'm wondering what are my chances.
All I have is my allotment, no greenhouse, I live in a flat, so no ground whatsoever, but my windows are East facing and my lottie is East/West facing (i.e graveyard layout)(a little joke later) with no shade whatsoever, what are my chances ladies and gents ?
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