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Are the courgette flowers at the top of forum new? If they are, what was there before? Was it chillies? Am I just getting old and confused? Every time I've logged in I for the past couple of days I've looked at them and wondered and it's driving me mad. Someone put me out of my misery, please.

Yes, old confused, and crackers.

I may have to start calling you "Mrs Emery"

Who?

OK, so 38 people have looked at this post and no one can give me an answer. You don't know, do you?!

Piglet, who the hell is this Mrs Emery broad?

I keep looking at this too....who is she?!

I'm more worried about the courgette flowers than this "Mrs Emery", they still look wrong to me. Will someone please tell me if they've just arrived or if they've been there for months and then at least I'll know if I'm losing the plot as fast as I'm digging it?

you need to watch "Little Britain"

It try very hard not to! However, I do know some of the characters so is she:

the incontinent old woman who pees 20 gallons a minute?

the old woman who is sick every time she hears of something that's not English?

Clearly not Emily Howard the transvestite (I hope) but neither of the other is what I might call appealing. So go on, who is she and what disgusting thing does she do?

And what about these BLOODY COURGETTE FLOWERS!

I think I can put you out of your misery.

I printed off a page on 29th January, and they weren't there then.

Hope this helps. But I don't know when they appeared.

valmarg

Thank you Val, that does help retain my sanity somewhat, but I'm convinced that there was a chilli up there before. I guess I'll have to wait until Mr PH is back tomorrow to find out for certain. I think Piglet keeps changing the subject because he can't remember himself.

Now I'm worried about my sanity - no sign of courgette flowers look distictly like asparagus tips to me.

Hi Geoff,
Optitians first thing in the morning!!!

Sod the optician I'm going to see my shrink!

OK - out of sheer sympathy I've painstakenly trawled through my printouts too - gosh, we're good to you Chantal. The most recent one I have kept is Feb 10th and there were no courgette flowers on that. In fact, there's no image on the top right hand side of any of my printouts, regardless of date.

Now - just keep rocking until the nice psychiatrist arrives, accompanied by the social worker.

Tigger, I can't thank you enough. It's been bugging me everytime I went into the forum. The first time it was a "what's different" feeling, you know, like when someone you know shaves off a beard or starts wearing glasses; you know something's different but not what. I'll relax now and yes, you are good to me.

I've just remembered where you work, oh dear, should I expect a knock at the door? I'll just keep rocking as you suggest...