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Can you relate t o this............?

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:47 pm
by lizzie
Saw this on another forum......so click on the link and turn up your speakers........enjoy

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny- ... 6393.blurb

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:52 pm
by Gilly C
:D so funny :roll:

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:41 am
by Primrose
My OH hits the Big 65 this week-end so will be directing him to this site !!

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:15 pm
by oldherbaceous
Dear Lizzie, it's not so funny when these things are reality. :wink: :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:20 pm
by alan refail
As someone once said - probably -

Getting old is a whole lot better than not getting old

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:29 pm
by alan refail
...and just for a laugh...

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
"Here is your seaside villa, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many free bars and restaurants located throughout the area."
"Shit" the old man hissed to his wife when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, low-fat diets and organic vegetables!"

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:49 pm
by oldherbaceous
Dear Alan, i still wouldn't swop that lot, for what i have now. 8)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:27 pm
by alan refail
Dear OH

Neither would I. Which is why I'm still here :wink:

Can't play golf, wouldn't eat anything somebody else had cooked - though I might go for the free booze :lol: