Kitchen Garden Forum

Just to warn you

THE GROCK IS RETURNING VERY SOON.

Would you like me us to set up a security cordon to protect your personage, or will you put up with the pain!!!!!!

I am now in disguise Lizzie and have had Grock fitted with a tracker (whilst she was bladdered on meths and coke), so will hear her coming, Anyway, she`s not too big to go over my knee

Do you mind, I'm about to eat my dinner. I've been forced to open another bottle of Chianti as a sedative; but it's not working, yet.

its easy Chantal, just pour the Chianti down the toilet and get some really good Rioja, Two bottles of that and I`m Grocks.

One sniff and Grock's anyones!!!

As for putting her over your knee, she'lll enjoy that.

Maybe it's not a cordon you need but a room

Security cordon, is that a new thorny apple?

Nice one Peter, like it.

Seriously though Piglet, you've been fortunate cos her puter's been having technical problems. (in correct computer terms it's f*****)

The little man has fixed it.

Grock wanted me to tell you that she's having the rubber shell suit altered so that her security tag will fit better!!!!!! No more unsightly bulges

Are you afraid yet? You should be!!

hello me darlings,talking about me again,and as for you,me sweet little pork chop,how do you know i'm not to big to go over ye knee?and the tarts right,i WOULD LIKE IT LIKE THAT came home from ponkins and went to play with me puter ,but puter said no.had to take the dam thing to manchester,as it was poorly sick and the puter doctor made it better,so now puter says yessss and i can talk to all me mates now,but just looking at the time 6.05pm means its time to go to me keep fat class,so i better get the shell trackie,currly wig and me tash on.will talk too you all later.see ya, see ya, wouldn't wonna b ya