Inner peace

[Happymouse]

A friend emailed this to me
The Secret of inner peace!

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and,
before leaving the house this morning............. I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of
vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fukin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

[retropants]

LOL thats brilliant! I needed cheering up because I've got hayfever and a cold, so feeling all miserable today!

[Johnboy]

Happymouse!
You are guilty of making me rush out of the room before I did something childish in my trousers.
Simply brilliant!
JB.

[alan refail]

Happymouse

Sounds as though you got thoroughly peaced