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Inner peace

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:20 pm
by Happymouse
A friend emailed this to me
The Secret of inner peace!

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and,
before leaving the house this morning............. I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of
vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fukin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:26 pm
by retropants
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: thats brilliant! I needed cheering up because I've got hayfever and a cold, so feeling all miserable today!

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:36 pm
by Johnboy
Happymouse!
You are guilty of making me rush out of the room before I did something childish in my trousers.
Simply brilliant!
JB.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:02 pm
by alan refail
Happymouse

Sounds as though you got thoroughly peaced :wink: