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I've just received this as a press release

"Pete Doherty Welfare Fund raises £17.10

A special welfare fund set up for Pete Doherty has raised just £17.10, it was revealed today.

Lastseason.com - the UK' leading online discount fashion retailer - launched the welfare fund last month by offering a select range of big brand stripey tops with a percentage of the sales to be set aside to assist Pete Doherty once he got of jail.

Pete Doherty was released from prison yesterday.

Lastseason.com founder Stefano Passantino said he was disappointed with paltry sum raised.

"Sales have been somewhat disappointing - we only sold six stripey tops," Mr Passantino said.

Mr Passantino today mailed Pete's management a cheque for £17.10 which will then be forwarded to an undisclosed charity.

"We had planned to do a big presentation and get a big cheque made up but it seems pointless for a mere £17 quid and change," Mr Passantino said.

"I wish Pete better luck selling records," he added."

Perhaps he'll realise what a complete waste of fresh air he is

Dear Chantal, i have never even heard of him.

Hi Chantal,

That's about £17.10 too much for that waster I wonder how long it will be before he is behind bars again?
OH, don't you follow the current music and drug scene then
Cheers, PJ

Dear PJ, i can't say we have a lot of current music or a drug scene here in Milton Bryan.

Although there was that 95 year old lady that acted as if she was on something.

oldherbaceous wrote:Dear PJ, i can't say we have a lot of current music or a drug scene here in Milton Bryan.

Although there was that 95 year old lady that acted as if she was on something.

At that age, she is entitled to be on anything she likes

Cheers, PJ