Kitchen Garden Forum

It has been such a lovely day today that I thought I would take the wife and mother in law for a ride in the country.

Barney

Dear oh dear Barney, that is brilliant, i'm still chuckling away five minutes after i first read it.

My mother in law wouldn't fit in the cage. She once got stuck in a carver chair in a restaurant. That was very funny

Where's the picture coming back from market - how much did you get for them?

That'll be the only car you can afford after your wife finds out what you've posted and she skins you in the divorce!
Vivien

I’m at a complete loss to what you mean Vivien, my wife thinks I’m one of those ‘new men’ the way I help her with jobs around the house. Only the other day all she had to do was call and I was out happy to hold the ladder for her whilst she was up fixing the guttering.

Barney

LOL, Barney! Actually, I'm quite happy with interpretation of rules. My husband can't cook (not won't, really can't - set fire to himself and the cooker the last time he tried), but I still insist that every so often it's his turn. A dangerous ploy, I hear you say, but so far so good - he usually takes me out for dinner! Needless to say, I encourage him in this habit.
Vivien

Cant see the broomhandle rack.