LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED

[The Grock in the Frock]

Hello and welcome to the Kitchen Garden Xmas party,i must welcome the first 2 gests,O.H and Johnthe greate,come in boys and have a drink,im on J.D and coke,what will yours be boys?

[The Grock in the Frock]

hi Chantel made up to see you,whats your poison?

[The Grock in the Frock]

o god,chantel and O.H have both done one......what is going on there and John isnt talking to me,looks like i will have to party on my own,now where is that bottle?

[oldherbaceous]

Hello Grock, so sorry i'm late had to get shot of a couple of freinds, think i fancy a large one please.

[The Grock in the Frock]

Hi mate,is that a drink or a lady,just popped out for a wee

[oldherbaceous]

Start with a drink please Grock, dark rum and black please, oh your skirt is tucked in your bloomers by the way.

[The Grock in the Frock]

ooops i ;ll just get rid of the loo roll heres you drink honey,what you come as?.as you can see i am Cinders

[lizzie]

**************** LIZZIE JUMPS OUT OF LIMO ********


" I'm comin' up
so you'd better get this party started"

Mines a beetroot wine please.

Hello peeps........do ya like me cossie?

[oldherbaceous]

And very nice you look too, i've come as popeye to save getting dressed up. wheres your really old freind Lizzie.

[The Grock in the Frock]

hoooooray!hi mate,looks like its just the 3 of us what you come as?

[lizzie]

Which one?

I've come as a Gingerbread Lady....so no messin' with me buttons . OK?!

[The Grock in the Frock]

now calm down O.h no nibbling of the tart

[lizzie]

No, leave me tart edges alone, they're a bit burnt and crusty anyway

[oldherbaceous]

Gosh it's my lucky night, i must say you look very fetching as well Lizzie.

[lizzie]

Yep, the neck high 90 denier wooly tights really make a statement don't they