Kitchen Garden Forum

Hello and welcome to the Kitchen Garden Xmas party,i must welcome the first 2 gests,O.H and Johnthe greate,come in boys and have a drink,im on J.D and coke,what will yours be boys?

hi Chantel made up to see you,whats your poison?

o god,chantel and O.H have both done one......what is going on there and John isnt talking to me,looks like i will have to party on my own,now where is that bottle?

Hello Grock, so sorry i'm late had to get shot of a couple of freinds, think i fancy a large one please.

Hi mate,is that a drink or a lady,just popped out for a wee

Start with a drink please Grock, dark rum and black please, oh your skirt is tucked in your bloomers by the way.

ooops i ;ll just get rid of the loo roll heres you drink honey,what you come as?.as you can see i am Cinders

**************** LIZZIE JUMPS OUT OF LIMO ********


" I'm comin' up
so you'd better get this party started"

Mines a beetroot wine please.

Hello peeps........do ya like me cossie?

And very nice you look too, i've come as popeye to save getting dressed up. wheres your really old freind Lizzie.

hoooooray!hi mate,looks like its just the 3 of us what you come as?

Which one?

I've come as a Gingerbread Lady....so no messin' with me buttons . OK?!

now calm down O.h no nibbling of the tart

No, leave me tart edges alone, they're a bit burnt and crusty anyway

Gosh it's my lucky night, i must say you look very fetching as well Lizzie.

Yep, the neck high 90 denier wooly tights really make a statement don't they