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What you all doing on xmas eve?Thought we could have a party and maybe cheer up our good friend Tigger.Theres nothing like a good laugh to make you feel better,and i must say i have wet me pants a few times whilst talking to you all,if anyone interested maybe we could kick off around 9.00pm,promise to stack up on the tenner ladys Tart-you are banned from sprout wine!

Hi Grock

I think I should be around, although I'm not sure if my parents will also be here.

Are you planning fancy dress or come as you are? If fancy dress, what's the theme this year?

I hope i'm not going to regret this, but what is a tenner lady.

You'll regret it OH!

Aaaagh. I might miss the party!

We're going to Cornwall for Christmas and I don't think there's a PC in the cottage that we're staying in. We planned it with Don and his wife in mind, but we're still going to go.

I wonder if I can get a laptop with an internet connection sorted out in time?

Chanters and Peter - you're the IT wizzards. What would you recommend?

I'm no wizard Tigger, I'll leave this one to Peter.

It's Tena Lady OH They're little things that ladies use when they have a tendancy to wet their pants. Now you really wish you hadn't asked!

Dear Chantal, please tell me you are joking.

And i was dreading it was going to be a lady of the night.

I can't quite see why you would need either of these at a Christmas Eve party, but i could be wrong.

i think the sprout wine has all gone now, but ive got a couple of bottles of beetroot , which should be matured by now.....

Sorry OH, not joking

Ladies of a certain age and indeed of an uncertain age, take great risks when sneezing or coughing unexpectedly and also when laughing too hard.

You don't need to be a lady of the night either.

Work it out...

Well i think i will be at the party, but i'm just going to be carful who i stand next to if they start laughing.

ooooo! gooodie,glad some of you could make it.Tigger-----GET A LAPTOP!Chantal,if you would like fancy dress,then fancy dress it shall be.I was thinking maybe Disney,then i can come as poor cinderella,loose me shoe then fall in luv with the dishie rich fella,maybe O.H could be the one or J.B oh and Liz the tart can be me ugly sis .Also promise not to pee on you O.H What the rest of you all coming as?
This should be interesting

Dear Grock, if Lizzie is coming as an ugly sister does that mean she won't need to dress up. Don't tell her i said that.

Tigger wrote:I wonder if I can get a laptop with an internet connection sorted out in time?

Chanters and Peter - you're the IT wizzards. What would you recommend?

Does the cottage have broadband?
Hmmm, doubtful.
Does it have a landline?
Maybe, but possibly not.
Does Tigger have a mobile phone that has bluetooth?
If yes, then get a laptop with bluetooth capability and surf the net via the mobile.
Also, open an overdraft facility.

A mobile phone with internet browsing capabilities would probably fit the bill a little better. I have an orange M600 windows based mobilephone and will try it in a mo to this thread.

Tigger not fast, a bugger to stylus and touchdscreen type, but it works. Second go as I hit back button instead of shift ket, so no drinking.

Tigger already has a Blackberry, won't that do the job?