Books they tried to ban...

[alan refail]

..and did!

Some that never made it as children's books:

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Dad's New Wife Robert
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Some Kittens Can Fly
Strangers Have the Best Sweets
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
Why Can't Mr Fork and Miss Electric Socket Be Friends?
You Were an Accident
Your Nightmares Are Real
You're Different, and That's Bad


OK - so I got up early this morning.

I'm working on a list of Gardening Books which will never make it.

The Soil Association Book of Preferred Agrichemicals
How to Electrocute Vandals and Get Away with it
1001 Pictures of Old Herbaceous on his Allotment
The Vegans Book Carnivorous Plants
Attracting Slugs and Woodlice to Your Plot

I hear there have been plenty of others. Anyone know of them?

[oldherbaceous]

Very funny indeed Alan, and at this time of the morning as well.

I think my favourites are, The pop-up book of human anatomy and How to electrocute vandals and get away with it.