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Oh Dear
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:44 am
by Johnboy
Following up on what Giulia said about White Fly not liking Lettuces I was browsing trying to find the actual properties of Lettuce and on a site and I came across this:
From a guy from St Albans.
I once put myself on a beer and cabbage diet. I can vouch that I lost weight, friends and control of my lower bowel, often simultaneously.
I simply can't stop laughing.
JB.
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:35 am
by lizzie
That's disgusting...........

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:12 pm
by Piglet
Sounds like a normal Friday night out for Grock

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:20 pm
by oldherbaceous
Johnboy thats not what i was expecting to read, and i was half way through my lunch.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:26 pm
by Johnboy
Bon appetit monseur OH.
JB.
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:13 pm
by Chantal
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:10 pm
by alan refail
Beer and cabbage for lunch OH
Warn Bedfordshire to stand clear when the bowels fail
Will it be "Oh s**t" night in Milton Bryan

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:51 pm
by oldherbaceous
Dear Alan, i really can't start to imagine why you think so badly of me.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:39 pm
by peter
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:12 pm
by strawberry tart
we did a bit of a roast thing last night with 2 large bannana shallots and 2 large roscoff onions in there....Phew!..maybe it was the mixture I'm not sure..S.T.
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:21 am
by oldherbaceous
Dear Johnboy, now look what you have started

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:46 am
by Chantal
A friend of mine who has veg from me is strenuously resisting all my offers of Jerusalem artichokes.
She says that a couple of years ago she went to a friend's for dinner. On the menu were mixed roast veg and she ate a several dozen "unusual but very nice small potatoes".
She says she couldn't sleep for the noise (every 30 seconds or so) let along any other emissions
She's too scared to try them again

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:17 am
by lizzie
If you want to know about wind....you should try going to the site Grock and I are on.
There's enough hot air and wind around for anyone at the moment

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:31 am
by GIULIA
My cat loves bolognese sauce..
sadly he then lies on my bed with his bum pointing my way and a concert begins. Everyone has their digestive limits.
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:00 am
by Chantal
Oh Giulia, you've just reminded me of my cat, Shadow, who's been departed this earth many years now. He absolutely adored chilli, especially the kidney beans, but afterwards

He'd sleep on my bed and snore loudly punctuated by even louder botty burps. I had to wear ear plugs and keep my nose under the duvet but often I couldn't sleep for laughing at him
He too was very fond of bolognese sauce, the more garlic the better; that didn't do him any favours either. I had five other cats when he was alive and mercifully not one of the others like the same food.
Happy days, thanks for the memory.