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Oh Dear

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:44 am
by Johnboy
Following up on what Giulia said about White Fly not liking Lettuces I was browsing trying to find the actual properties of Lettuce and on a site and I came across this:
From a guy from St Albans.

I once put myself on a beer and cabbage diet. I can vouch that I lost weight, friends and control of my lower bowel, often simultaneously.

I simply can't stop laughing.
JB.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:35 am
by lizzie
That's disgusting........... :twisted:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:12 pm
by Piglet
Sounds like a normal Friday night out for Grock :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:20 pm
by oldherbaceous
Johnboy thats not what i was expecting to read, and i was half way through my lunch. :wink:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:26 pm
by Johnboy
Bon appetit monseur OH.
JB.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:13 pm
by Chantal
Thanks JB, I've just choked on my lasagna :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:10 pm
by alan refail
Beer and cabbage for lunch OH :?:
Warn Bedfordshire to stand clear when the bowels fail :wink:
Will it be "Oh s**t" night in Milton Bryan :?: :?:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:51 pm
by oldherbaceous
Dear Alan, i really can't start to imagine why you think so badly of me. :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:39 pm
by peter
More like "OH oh shit night!" :D :D :D :D :D

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:12 pm
by strawberry tart
we did a bit of a roast thing last night with 2 large bannana shallots and 2 large roscoff onions in there....Phew!..maybe it was the mixture I'm not sure..S.T.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:21 am
by oldherbaceous
Dear Johnboy, now look what you have started :lol: :lol: :wink: .

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:46 am
by Chantal
A friend of mine who has veg from me is strenuously resisting all my offers of Jerusalem artichokes.

She says that a couple of years ago she went to a friend's for dinner. On the menu were mixed roast veg and she ate a several dozen "unusual but very nice small potatoes".

She says she couldn't sleep for the noise (every 30 seconds or so) let along any other emissions :lol: :lol: :lol:

She's too scared to try them again :roll:

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:17 am
by lizzie
If you want to know about wind....you should try going to the site Grock and I are on.

There's enough hot air and wind around for anyone at the moment :shock:

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:31 am
by GIULIA
My cat loves bolognese sauce..
sadly he then lies on my bed with his bum pointing my way and a concert begins. Everyone has their digestive limits.

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:00 am
by Chantal
Oh Giulia, you've just reminded me of my cat, Shadow, who's been departed this earth many years now. He absolutely adored chilli, especially the kidney beans, but afterwards :shock: He'd sleep on my bed and snore loudly punctuated by even louder botty burps. I had to wear ear plugs and keep my nose under the duvet but often I couldn't sleep for laughing at him :lol:

He too was very fond of bolognese sauce, the more garlic the better; that didn't do him any favours either. I had five other cats when he was alive and mercifully not one of the others like the same food.

Happy days, thanks for the memory.