Kitchen Garden Forum

Tigger darling, do you have near you a supplier of reasonably priced Burkha's?

Because I think you may have to buy one. James Martin is now the Motoring correspondent for The Mail on Sunday.

I can save todays copy for you if you like, it has the young gent in a Caterham Seven, several colour pictures.

Oh my - I knew he had been asked to do this but I didn't realise it started today. It's going to be a weekly feature.

Can you send it to me - I'll pay for the paper and the postage and even the shame.........

PM to follow.

i think ive got it somewhere
i can post it you if you like pm your addy you can then have it in two rooms!

its posted tigger

Thankyou Jopsy.

Two lots - what a lucky Tigger I am.

lily was confused bless her when i said we had to post a parcel to tigger-she thought you were piglets friend!
should be with you by the end of the week-i did think about laminating him! i laminated lee from joseph tv show, hes by my board at work!

Dear Jopsy, do you mean beside your dart-board at work.

oh no OH how could you!
darts and small children-crikey!
nono i have 4 laminated pics of lee mead im going to see him in august with a friend-looking forward to it as i sang all the joseph songs when i was at school.
the children have been donating pics-bless them!

It's amazing what you can get the reprographics dept. to do on the pretext of 'teaching materials'.

Why do you think I'm not Piglet's friend? I am. Even though I didn't get to his birthday party this year. That's because of the weather - nothing else.

I love Piglet lots.

Can't say the same about Lee.

As for JM - husband is now telling people that I've destroyed the screen of our TV by smearing it with chocolate and licking it off when JM is on. A lie of course, but somehow, people believe him.

There again, above the sink in my new kitchen will be a laminated picture of the beloved JM. Now - why should that be waterproof?

Dear Tigger, surely your'e not thinking of taking it in the shower, are you.

No OH, it's so she can dribble all over it without damage.

laminated pics-
hold it whilst eating an ice cream
cover him in cream and lick it off
shower with it
take it into the garden
write speech bubbles/love hearts on it and change then at a whim
cut out a pic of yoursef in various outfits and change them daily-stick yourself on with blu tack
...not that ive ever done any of those

Jopsy, I believe you, truely I do.

However, miliions of others do not.

I'll be she did all that to Take That.