Kitchen Garden Forum

OK - as we're going to have a virtual hen party for Chantal (big day next month) we need a theme for fancy dress.

Any ideas?

Roman gardeners? as in Ancient.. (not that we are )

Good idea Mad a a f

Old H just having been caught short, realising he can keep the frost off his tomatoes
And off his

How about wealthy celebrities, that would allow us to wear some pretty awfull stuff, and Jopsy could wear one of her desinger outfits, that look so out of place in her village.

Good one Alan, i shall now go back to work with a big grin on my face.

Or even earlier gardeners



Should save on fancy-dress hire charges. And think how much you'll learn about growing figs

And apples for that matter

Tramps Ball. Then we could have a competition to see who has the oldest most tatty clothes. I should think we gardeners ought to be able to dig out some splendid elderly workaday uniforms. And please can I wear my disgusting old quilted anorak, which I've had for 40 years and won't throw it away for sentimental reasons. (I bought it to wear on my honeymoon when it was the height of fashion and now it's almost an antique and only gets an airing when I need to paint fences and do other messy work.

Dear Primrose, i take it you didn't go anywhere hot on your honeymoon then, if you needed a quilted anorak.

I don't mind wearing a fig leaf, but i'm not holding my wrist all limp, like in Alans photo.

OH
I always thought that boys that went to hen parties were of the limp-wristed persuasion!

John

Dear John, not if they are doing the kissagram.

OH

I assumed you were the one on the right with the ripe melons

Alan

Dear Alan, sometimes i wish i was, all i would have to do is go shopping for clothes, and a little housework now and again.

I think this might be the end of me now.

Why do I wish I'd never started this...........?

OK - so far we have Tramps, Adam & Eve, Wealthy Celebrities and Roman Gardeners.

I suggest we continue to collect ideas over the next few days and then I'll organise a poll so you can vote for your favourite.

Do tell me now if that's not the way to proceed.

It has to be fifties sixties and seventies pop celebrities, we have something then for everyone, Bill Haily, The Beatles, Sandy Shaw, Roxy Music you name it there is someone for everyone to emulate.

Who would I be now?

Francis Albert Sinatra?
Elvis?

It's a thought anyway

COMPO

Thank god for tigger i must say this place was getting a wee bit boaring,hence i havnt been on for a while.hows about all being chickens (hen party) can i come as kEntuky fried chicken......finger licking good........and NO DIRTY COMMENTS PLLLEASE! Chantel can come as mother hen