Kitchen Garden Forum

how was ryton?hope the hangover wasnt too bad.did you get any good bargans?last year liz the tart and i went to malvern and i met the man of my dreems...the one and only titchmarsh.signed me book AND gave me a kiss oooooooh,i came all over funny!he's my hero.he's now in me shed on the wall with me clung on to him with a big cheesey grin.aaarh memories

I still laugh, remembering the Grock walking along Malvern, the tears rolling down saying "I met, sniff, Alan, sniff, Titchmarsh. I'm so happy, sob sob sob"

It was brill and Alan was a complete gentleman. A really nice bloke.

We met the titian bird from gardeners world, Carol Klein and Chantal is going to be famous as she was interviewed on camera for that said program with myself and Mrs Piglet as backing vocals.

Chez, Johnboy and Tigger were also present and a good time was had by all (especially after Chanters crashed the 1989 chateau de meths)

Piglet

Ooooh, you'll have to tell us when that programme is going to be on.

It's interesting putting faces to names etc.

i luv carol shes great,cant wait to see the program and put a face to you lot,whens it on.?

how stupid am i,liz has just asked the same question dir :

Can we please get a couple of things straight here. Piglet was the star turn with Mrs Piglet and I as backing vocals. I'm easily recognisable as the porky (but not as porky as Piglet - yet) one with pin prick eyeballs which came NOT from the meths but from the painkillers. Thank you Piglet, I am feeling a little better!

Oh, nearly forgot, the camera guys said that Carol Klein was filming a new programme called "Grow Your Own" or something similar all about VEG! I'm trying to find out more about this from my usual sources

Chantal

arrh,ye not well chuk,big ugs to make ya feel better do you remember a prpgram called veg out?our plot was on it withour best pumkin grower alan,ye wonna see the size of them there brill.he always passes one on to me on halloween,always have a big party in mine.the last one took 5 fellas to get it into my people carrier

I can vouch for that - Piglet was definitely centre stage from my angle. You do surprise me Piggers, I didn't have you down as the shrinking violet type! Can't wait to see/hear your pearls of wisdom on screen.

I'm dreading it, I'd almost forgotten it happened I was so out of it and I don't know what I said, something about Pink Fir Apples. If they use my bit I hope no one I knows sees it, that's for sure. I must have been stoned as usually when I see a camera I run away! However, Piglet was a STAR!

Don't worry Chantal, i've got painkillers that make me stoned. I mean, peace man stoned. Ask Grock.

Stoned? Isn't that what happened to the lepers in the bible?

Not sure but if it floats your boat.....

Let's just say i'm a happy bunny when under the influence

The world is groovy and all is well

Or that executed on fruit prior to preserving?

I think stoning was what was, in biblical times, done to adulteresses. Sex discrimination and all that. It was OK for the man to play away, but for some peculiar reason, not the women

Personally I can get 'tired and emotional' with the best of you (I think) but I wouldn't bet my liver on it!

valmarg