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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour . . . follow the instructions to find your new name

The following is an excerpt from the children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, Tony Blair's new name is Zippy Liverlips.
John Prescott is Cheeseball Gizzardfanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day

lots of love

Poopsie Pizzamouth

Roll on spring when we're too busy at the plot to be bothered with this insanity...

well I am now to be known as

Squeezit Gorrilla Buns

it could be worse, I could be called Tony Blair

I'm chimchim appletush.

Maybe there's a cream for it?

and now you can all adress me as Crusty Gizzardface,im sure its something on those terms the old man calls me anyway

Zippy Cootiepants here...

Where's Bungle and George?

Sorry, they're down on the plot. the Grock knows who I mean

My daughters Poopsie appletush.

She's a pain in the poopsie that's for sure

old mans called tush cootieshorts.it was is tush i fell in luv with....ooooh just brought back memories off walking behind him in flintlocks..must go and be with him,back in 10 secs

My old mans Gadget gorillalips!!!!

Yay! I'm Fluffy Bubbletush, which is weird, as my nickname as a tot was Fluffy!

I'm Loopy Cootiebrain, married to Zippy Cootiebrain, sister of Zippy Applemouth, working for Dorkey Girdlebiscuits.

It's a whole new world................

Thanks Chantal.

My partner is Pinky Gizzardsniffer; and I have friends who are Buttercup Hamstersniffer and Bootie Livermouth; worrying isn't it!

I've been laughing so much at this thread I can't see properly. Keep them coming guys...

Poopsie Pizzamouth x

Lumpy Applebuns! Sounds like I should be in the cookery help bit! Married to Gadget, mother of Pinky and Crusty!!!!

Crusty Applebuns, that sounds like a decent recipe!

OK then, Tootie Bubblepants here, beard neatly trimmed last week, all 6'1" and 19 Stone of me.



At work last year one of the younger ladies was running a variation on this for porn star names, to see what we ended up as.