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It was normal Thursday afternoon at work when a 6ft rabbit ambled past. As we watched a police car with sirens and lights skidded to halt beside the rabbit and bundled it into the back seat. After around 10 minutes the rabbit got and wandered off down the road.

What the hell was going on? And yes, I know, it wasn't a real rabbit and it wasn't called Harvey 'cos we could SEE it.

Try taking more water in it Chantal......
Seedling

I think Chantal has lost the plot everyone.

Have you been watching Donnie Darko?

I am really and truly NOT joking. What's more, it was Sue who saw it and called to me to come and look and she doesn't drink. I admit it was surreal but it HAPPENED!!!!

Gosh Chantal, if you see that in the day, what will you be dreaming about tonight.

If my dreams are going to be anything like last night I don't want to go to sleep. Nightmares all night, culminating in one in which my boss fell over my desk and his toupee came off. He doesn't wear one, he has a full head of hair, but it didn't stop me tugging his hair a few times today, just to check you understand.

I'm glad it's not just me that has some strange dreams, i haven't had any toupee ones luckily though. I wonder what it meant, as they say every dream has a meaning.

6 foot! Are you sure?

Yes Tigger, it was six foot rabbit, or a six foot bloke dressed as a rabbit if you prefer. I don't know why, we thought we were going mad and then when it was picked up by the police...

I'm hoping to find out more this morning as Sue (original rabbit spotter) is also a special constable and was asking questions last night. I'll keep you posted.

OH, dreams last night were even worse. I've just had one that involved traffic calming on my road (much needed and not happening. The whole road was dug up and turned into a giant roller coaster track but as most of it was overhead I had to climb down a rope into my house. I'm exhausted.

I suppose it could be a Red Nose day stunt.

A bit early but I suppose it could have been a rehearsal.

It appears that the guy in the rabbit suit was stalking his wife for some reason and thought if he wore a rabbit suit she wouldn't notice him He'd been following her for some considerable time when she called the police to say she was being followed by a six foot rabbit.

You couldn't make it up...

thats so funny but also quite worrying
i dont get donnie darko!

Dear Chantal, what an exciting life you lead when your asleep.