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Horseradish

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:02 pm
by Tigger
Wilkinsons have got horseradish thongs in stock for £1.50 each.

JB - do you think it would be a good idea to post your expert way of growing horseradish under Technical Data? It would be useful for new members.

Re: Horseradish

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:11 pm
by Colin_M
Tigger wrote:Wilkinsons have got horseradish thongs in stock for £1.50 each.


Good idea Tigger, but I'm afraid I had to read this message twice!

I've never heard them called "thongs" before and it initially sounded like some soft of medieaval torture..... :oops:


Colin

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:12 am
by Tigger
Well - that's what JB called them last year, so I'm just falling into line.

Sorry if I'm out of order!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:15 am
by Johnboy
Hi Tigs and Colin,
Thongs is what they are called. This is not invented by me but the method of controlling Horseradish was.
I thought thongs were what kept a Bikini together!
Don't tell me my dreams have been in vain all these years!
I think perhaps it might be a good idea to put it on the Technical Data thread.
JB.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:24 am
by Chantal
Great, 'cos I have a pot of the stuff in my greenhouse that I'm scared to plant out.

Bikinis? I wear thongs every day and haven't owned a bikini for years.

OK, dark room and a rub down with a damp copy of KG for JB and OH. :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:54 am
by oldherbaceous
Dear Chantal, i don't know how you could think such things of J.B and myself, :shock: or can you read our minds. :twisted: :) :wink:

Chantal i'm still not sure why you actually want to wear horseradish thongs for, is it some ancient ritual act or something. :roll:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:27 am
by Johnboy
Hi Chantal,
My lips are zipped. Well ********************!!
JB.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:51 pm
by alan refail
Are horseradish thongs suitable underwear if you wear hot pants :?: :?:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:14 pm
by oldherbaceous
I like that one Alan, i should have thought of that, i must be slipping. :) :wink:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:57 pm
by alan refail
Or if you're feeling a bit saucy :?: :?:

Missed that one too OH :wink:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:42 pm
by alan refail
Just checked - yes it is an aphrodisiac (posh word for getting saucy)

http://www.horseradish.org/history.html

Keep wearing the thongs

Alan

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:57 pm
by Chantal
At which point exactly did I say I wore horseradish thongs? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:15 pm
by oldherbaceous
Well what other sort of thongs are there then. :? :wink:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:22 pm
by Chantal
Try having a look in M&S. That's M&S NOT S&M!

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:37 pm
by oldherbaceous
Do M&S have a veg department then Chantal. :wink: