Kitchen Garden Forum

I think I need some treatment, on more than one occasion I seemed to have the ability to stop a thread in it's tracks. I think I might be turning into a boring ole g*t or TOG as Terry Wogan might say.

Offers of counselling, befriending or other therapuetic interventions gratefully received.

Compo

Thank god, I'm not in a club of one member.

Peter

Let's you and me form a mutual appreciation society, if I ever see your name on the end of a thread I will reply, if you do the same, we will both feel less paranoid!!

Compo

Was it Oscar Wilde who said he was not prepared to be a member of any club that was prepared to admit him as a member.

Of course Peter if we carry on this way, we will never go on holiday or go to sleep for fear that one of us will have our name on the end of a thread for too long!!!

Ah well we can but try

Compo

Look, it's easy, I'll send Norah Batty round to yours.
That way I get a good twenty four hours clear, while you recover.

Norah Batty....is she a friend of yours Peter?

Compo

Far from it, I prefer a well filled stocking.

Well on that note I shall retir and dream of completion of my newly 'rebuilt' greenhouse, I shall probably call it Phoenix, although no one will know why except you Peter, because they do not read my threads

Good Night

Good night.

Now this should last a few hours before he wakes up.

Hmmmm insomnia, is something I sometimes suffer from, but not today.

If you two don't get someone else joining your thread you really will get paranoid!

jane E wrote:If you two don't get someone else joining your thread you really will get paranoid!

Who are you?

Have you been watching us?

Compo, quick, get the medication.

YAWN!!!:wink:
JB.

boo!
sorry, i couldnt resist