Happy Birthday Seedling - 2 January
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oldherbaceous
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Many happy returns of the day Seedling, i Hope you got everything you have always wanted.
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
There's no fool like an old fool.
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Happy birthday old girl, make out like a bandit.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. Got a great present today - my dad has been waiting for biopsy results since before christmas and he got a phone call from the hospital this morning to say he hasnt got cancer. What a relief - thats great news to get today.
I also got a really good material present from my brother in law . Its called a "she-wee" and is a plastic device which allows women to pee standing up. Great for on the allotment, picnics etc...I think it will take some practice but it should make life much easier. Apparently you can buy them online if you google She-wee. Maybe some of the KG females would like to get one too.
Im going out for a meal tonight with my husband and son so the rest of the day should be good too
Seedling
I also got a really good material present from my brother in law . Its called a "she-wee" and is a plastic device which allows women to pee standing up. Great for on the allotment, picnics etc...I think it will take some practice but it should make life much easier. Apparently you can buy them online if you google She-wee. Maybe some of the KG females would like to get one too.
Im going out for a meal tonight with my husband and son so the rest of the day should be good too
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Dear Seedling, glad to hear you got such good news about your dad, as you said the best news you could ever get.
On a lighter side, are you going to take your new present with you tonight for a bit of practice.
On a lighter side, are you going to take your new present with you tonight for a bit of practice.
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
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Happy Birthday Seedling!
175 years old today - hooray!
Seriously, though, don't you have to expose yourself to use a she-wee? And if you're going to do that you might as well have a squat?
175 years old today - hooray!
Seriously, though, don't you have to expose yourself to use a she-wee? And if you're going to do that you might as well have a squat?
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Happy birthday old girl.
Better hide the "she-wee" when Chantal is around, or she'll nab it for her porta-loo tent thingy.
Better hide the "she-wee" when Chantal is around, or she'll nab it for her porta-loo tent thingy.
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peter wrote:Happy birthday old girl.
Better hide the "she-wee" when Chantal is around, or she'll nab it for her porta-loo tent thingy.
Dont you mean shadow theatre Peter?