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Expensive cucumber.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:21 pm
by oldherbaceous
I've been watching a Victorian glass cucumber straightener on ebay. It's just sold for a massive four hundred and fifty pounds.
Thats a lot of money to pay to get a straight cucumber.
I think we all better check our sheds tomorrow, if anyone finds some, i will be willing to take them off your hands for free.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:45 pm
by peter
OH, are you serious?
I've got one of them somewhere.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:49 pm
by oldherbaceous
For once in my life Peter i'm being dead serious, i hope you can find it.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:05 pm
by jopsy
why do you want them straight?
how big are they-the contraption not the cucumbers!?
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:07 pm
by peter
From memory about two foot long and four inches in diameter.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:22 pm
by Clive.
I add that the photo was found on the web
http://www.oldgardentools.co.uk
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:26 pm
by oldherbaceous
The one that sold was twenty inches long and tappered, what i think makes it quite an early one.
Anyone rubbing their hands together yet.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:29 pm
by Allan
You don't need artificial aids. With modern varieties you get a large percentage of straight ones. My own 'star' performer at the moment is Galileo for quantity and quality. Other cucumber varieties that I have tried were very good but are no longer available, I think Suprami is still around.
Allan
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:42 pm
by peter
Allan, I think you are missing the point a little.
Oldherbaceous was amazed at the price being paid for an antique garden tool.
If you seriously think any of us are in the market for such a device at £450, I suggest you either have another drink, or take more water with it.
However I will be digging my own one out with a definate view to e-baying it.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:25 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:29 pm
by peter
Grock, why change the habits of a lifetime?

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:31 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
MUST THINK PURE THOUGHTS
i have a mind like a sewer
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:34 pm
by peter
Join the club old girl.
Wallow in your mind, up to the armpits.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:36 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
ay less of the OLD GIRL
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:43 pm
by peter
The Grock in the Frock wrote:ay less of the OLD GIRL
Yes Granny No-knickers, No Granny Grock-in-the-Frock, three bags full Granny Grock.
