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Expensive cucumber.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:21 pm
by oldherbaceous
I've been watching a Victorian glass cucumber straightener on ebay. It's just sold for a massive four hundred and fifty pounds.
Thats a lot of money to pay to get a straight cucumber.
I think we all better check our sheds tomorrow, if anyone finds some, i will be willing to take them off your hands for free. :shock: :D :wink:

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:45 pm
by peter
OH, are you serious? :shock:

I've got one of them somewhere. :?

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:49 pm
by oldherbaceous
For once in my life Peter i'm being dead serious, i hope you can find it. :D

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:05 pm
by jopsy
why do you want them straight?
how big are they-the contraption not the cucumbers!?

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:07 pm
by peter
From memory about two foot long and four inches in diameter.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:22 pm
by Clive.
Image

I add that the photo was found on the web http://www.oldgardentools.co.uk

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:26 pm
by oldherbaceous
The one that sold was twenty inches long and tappered, what i think makes it quite an early one.
Anyone rubbing their hands together yet. :wink:

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:29 pm
by Allan
You don't need artificial aids. With modern varieties you get a large percentage of straight ones. My own 'star' performer at the moment is Galileo for quantity and quality. Other cucumber varieties that I have tried were very good but are no longer available, I think Suprami is still around.
Allan

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:42 pm
by peter
Allan, I think you are missing the point a little. :?
Oldherbaceous was amazed at the price being paid for an antique garden tool.

If you seriously think any of us are in the market for such a device at £450, I suggest you either have another drink, or take more water with it. :wink:

However I will be digging my own one out with a definate view to e-baying it. :D

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:25 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
i could make lots of comments about the above,but i wont!
MUST THIK PURE THOUGHTS
MUST THINK PURE THOUGHTS :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:29 pm
by peter
The Grock in the Frock wrote:i could make lots of comments about the above,but i wont!
MUST THIK PURE THOUGHTS
MUST THINK PURE THOUGHTS :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Grock, why change the habits of a lifetime? :lol:

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:31 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
MUST THINK PURE THOUGHTS
i have a mind like a sewer

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:34 pm
by peter
Join the club old girl. :wink:

Wallow in your mind, up to the armpits. :D

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:36 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
ay less of the OLD GIRL

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:43 pm
by peter
The Grock in the Frock wrote:ay less of the OLD GIRL


Yes Granny No-knickers, No Granny Grock-in-the-Frock, three bags full Granny Grock.


:lol: :lol: :lol: