Kitchen Garden Forum

If you could have any one gardening present for Christmas what would it be.

Polite answers only please, alright slightly rude if you want, we don't want to leave Lizzie out do we.

Hi oldherbaceous,

A grow lamp kit please for prize winning onions/leeks

Kind regards and a very happy Christmas to you all

Kevin

I don't know if you can get them, but..
I'd like a 14-foot-long string on a reel for marking out veg beds WITH a knot on the string every six inches so I can space onions properly!
I really ought to sit by the fire with nice music to listen to and start knotting, shouldn't I...
Happy Christmas!
Alison.

I've already bought it, a 4-stroke replacement for the useless Mantis cultivator. That's my Honda one, it starts first pull.
Allan

I would like a nice big trailer load of well rotted manure please. Plus, a nice kind gentleman to unload it and place onto lottie for me.

I'll make sure he gets loads of nice cuppas and a proper bacon butty. Might even throw in a plate of Scouse too.

That's TWO presents Lizzie; don't be greedy now. The sad thing is if I had to choose I'd choose the manure and I suspect you'll be the same.

Annoying thing is Chantal is I can't have one without the other. Unable to shovel sh*t cos of current probs. Looks like i'll have to get a GALMI (aka Get A Little Man In)

Dear Lizzie, pray do tell me what a plate of Scouse consists of.
I must say the bacon butty sounds rather nice.

A tame Oldherbaceous to do all my heavy work for free and without complaint.

id like someone to babysit lily so i can get into the garden
if you can fix the weather id like a nice crisp day to work on
thanks oh!

Lizzie,
For what you want to shift I think you really need a GABMI

Read that quickly and it could be 'grab me' Ohhhhh yes please (Could that be my Xmas pressy )

Ideally - James Martin for a day in his knee length swede and leather wellies please.

Otherwise - a hose that doesn't kink.

Either way - I'm easily pleased!

James Martin in a knee length what? Do you have wrinkly tights then Tigger?

I'd like a shed on my allotment

You obviously didn't see his photo shoot Chantal! There again, I can't spell - he was wearing knee length suede and leather boots.

Sorry - got to go and have a lie down now.........

Hello Herby

A plate of Scouse is our local stew. Made from the left over sunday joint with loads of veg, pearl barley, lentils or anything you like. Each family has their own receipe, the same as every region has a version.

My ideal Christmas present would be the boys from my favourite band doing a one of concert for me and selected fans. They'd sing all my favourite songs then we'd go out for a curry.

James Martin in suede and leather boots would be good too. Now, Bono is leather boots....

Oi Tigger, move over. I need to lie down

Losos..... behave yourself

Jopsy. I'll have the baby. No problem. Just tell me when