Made me laugh
Moderators: KG Steve, Chantal, Tigger, peter, Chief Spud
-
Happymouse
- KG Regular
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:14 pm
- Location: Sussex
The’Spotted Dog’ Pub Landlord was very upset when his dear dog Spot was run over. Regular customers collected enough money to have Spot’s waggy tail framed in a glass box on the Pub wall. Sadly after closing time the Landlord was off to bed when he heard a scratching noise on the front door. It sounded like dear old Spot so he opened the door to find it was Spot who came running in and said “ I went to heaven but they won’t let me in without my tail so I have come to collect it. The Landlord said “ I’m so sorry Spot you know I’m am not allowed to retail spirits after 11 pm !”
Make it a habit to be happy
-
Jenny Green
- KG Regular
- Posts: 1139
- Joined: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:47 pm
- Location: East Midlands
Good one 
(Formerly known as 'Organic Freak')
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
-
oldherbaceous
- KG Regular
- Posts: 14432
- Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:52 pm
- Location: Beautiful Bedfordshire
- Has thanked: 711 times
- Been thanked: 709 times
Dear Happymouse, is that a true story.
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's no fool like an old fool.
