I would really love to come to Malvern, i must admit, we will have to see.
Theres nothing i would like more than meeting all of you lot, and i'm not any different in reel life than i am on here, maybe not quite so rude to people in reel life but just as cheeky.
The biggest problem i have is that this is a very busy time of the year for me, and i know it will take at least three days to recover from the ear bashing i will receive from you lot, amongst other things
One more problem i have is i always get tounge tied when i meet celebrities, so i don't know what i would say to Chantal.
As for Grock, it would be a pleasure to meet a real lady.
And as for you young Lizzie i never brake promises.
Kind regards Old Herbaceous.
Theres no fool like an old fool.