Thanks everyone and to try and answer ALL your questions:
I was on line as Tim was on the phone informing what seemed to be most of the Western Hemisphere and I though I may as well tell you all as you're like an extended family.
Sorry Jenny, NOT already married but been together for five years.
We've both got a heavy day at work so decided to do the champagne thing another time, probably with my sister.
My new name (assuming I use it!) will be Crofts.
Rocky is being trained to carry a little basket with the rings.
Rosie is busy sorting out a posh collar with a bow on and possible a nice little bath chair to be pushed along in (she's very old).
Rosie & Rocky will NOT be coming on our honeymoon and that in itself is a matter of some debate as I won't go away and leave Rosie as she's so old so a honeymoon might just have to wait. (Tim does know this already.)
OK & Hello magazines can take a running jump but KG would be more than welcome; they may even be interested if people are hurling vegetables at me instead of confetti!
Could I also respectfully point out that courgettes are not in season in March.
Jo. Pink? Really?
The guard of honour sounds great.
I'm going to try and arrange a small wedding and a big party so I'll keep you posted with the details should this happen. If all else fails we'll have champagne at the Malvern Spring Show.
A cyber hen night sounds good, the sprout wine could flow and we could sing all those allotment drinking songs such as
Little Red Courgette
Bohemian Raspberry
the collected works of Shallot Church and Prefab Sprout, not to mention the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and the Smashing Pumpkins.
Sorry Peter, I'm not blonde any more, I'm a brunette.
And finally, I think (tell me if I've missed any) Tim is neither young (well he's my age) nor is he maligned (much).
