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Arnie
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Just got barred from B&Q! I went in and some bar steward in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking.

Luckily I got the first punch in :D


Sad I know but it made me laugh :lol: :lol: :roll:


Regards


Kevin :wink:
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lizzie
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Nice one Kev, like it :D

Even if you wanted decking, you could make it out of pallets anyway.
Lots of love

Lizzie
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The Grock in the Frock
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dont give up the day job kev.i went into the local pet shop and asked the man howmuch were their flies? he said we dont sell flies,i said ..........................well youve got one in the window! :oops: .........bum! bum!
Love you lots like Jelly Tots
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jopsy
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aghgh aghgh
such bad jokes
i can never remember jokes
thankfully! :wink:
"Happiness is the sense that one matters"
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