Joke

[Arnie]

Just got barred from B&Q! I went in and some bar steward in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking.

Luckily I got the first punch in


Sad I know but it made me laugh


Regards


Kevin

[lizzie]

Nice one Kev, like it

Even if you wanted decking, you could make it out of pallets anyway.

[The Grock in the Frock]

dont give up the day job kev.i went into the local pet shop and asked the man howmuch were their flies? he said we dont sell flies,i said ..........................well youve got one in the window! .........bum! bum!

[jopsy]

aghgh aghgh
such bad jokes
i can never remember jokes
thankfully!