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Joke
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:53 am
by Arnie
Just got barred from B&Q! I went in and some bar steward in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking.
Luckily I got the first punch in
Sad I know but it made me laugh
Regards
Kevin
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:54 am
by lizzie
Nice one Kev, like it
Even if you wanted decking, you could make it out of pallets anyway.
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:37 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
dont give up the day job kev.i went into the local pet shop and asked the man howmuch were their flies? he said we dont sell flies,i said ..........................well youve got one in the window!
.........bum! bum!
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:54 pm
by jopsy
aghgh aghgh
such bad jokes
i can never remember jokes
thankfully!