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Nightmare more like, the accompanying article should be readable.

When's your birthday, I might get you one of the keyrings.

Now WHAT made you think of me Peter? Could it be because I have the luxury of a Lulu at my plot? Something I might add that Seedling and I would not be without.

I heard about these two on the radio yesterday and I'm baffled by the whole concept. Who in the world want's their children to learn to play with a piece of shit?

Thank you for thinking about me though, I'm touched

Ewww
They look revolting
Is that a joke?

Hi Jopsy,
I can imagine this topic is not exactly 'sweet music' to the ear of a young mother with a babe!
Suggest all parcels directed Peter's way!

Jopsy, I posted it as a joke, the article sadly is as real as can be.
Free newsapaper given out on the tube in London.

But think, you are a primary school teacher, how scatalogical is the average little boys sense of humour?

Cheers, Johnboy, all herbiverous animals produce gratefully accepted!

Scatalogical?......

Think "manure" Tigger

OOoooohhhh.

OH has a wildlife book with pages dedicated to scatology,indispensible apparantly for identifying what....ummmm.....passed this way?!!

I think that some small UK mammals "produce" is refered to directly as scats, but cannot remember which.

Tigger you should know the word anyway, what do most folk say to naughty tiggers that are where they should not be?

"Scat, cat."

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