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Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:50 pm**

Piglet has deserted his proper sport and taken up the sport of over-paid jessies.

This explains his low profile on the forum lately.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:44 pm**

Oh Peter, that made me howl :lol:

Just wait until Piglet sees it tomorrow morning when he comes off the night shift. I just knew one of you would recognise him. I am so glad you found out though as it is so hard living a lie! :lol:

Piglette x

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:18 am**

Hey Piglette,
Does this make you a Footballers Wife!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:22 am**

But the clues were there guys, I quote from Piglet's post on "Gardening a retirement hobby"

"...My workshop has sported a flag pole since it was built and it always has the Union Flag flying on it 365 days a year. It just reminds me that I actually live in England. I tolerate soccer and will watch the England games but I much prefer Football, a game for men not overpaid jessies."

A freudian slip methinks. :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:41 am**

Actually football refers to "Rugby Football" not Soccer which is played by girls and jessies. :shock:

The above is a scam between Peter and Max Clifford in order to sully my not so good name. :shock:

Ok ok, It was me, it paid well though snarf!!! :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:02 am**

And here begineth the stirring...

League or Union?

Frankly I can't be doing with team sports at all, they're all designed to hide individual inadequacies... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:01 pm**

UNION every time!

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:53 pm**

Whats League?

UNION OF COURSE

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:52 pm**

UNION is there any other sort?

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:34 pm**

whats the difference, its all a load of muddy blokes chasing a bag of air arround :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:34 pm**

whats the difference, its all a load of muddy blokes chasing a bag of air arround :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:36 pm**

whoops i really only wanted to stir once not twice

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:42 pm**

Piglet may be able to do a cracking header, but does he know the offside rule? :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:35 pm**

Isnt that the one with the salt and pepper pots and the ketchup bottle :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:54 pm**

Ketchup? Ooh saucy... Nice on bacon (sorry Piglet) :wink:

I thought the offside rule was how they elect US presidents :shock:

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Piglet, - shock news!

Piglet, - shock news!