I'm going to have a last ditch atttempt at this game...
1. I won a beauty contest.
2. I had an adrenaline high for quite a while after being chased by a rhinoceros.
3. As well as being a bit of an artist, I'm also an accomplished seamstress and make a lot of soft furnishings.
Go on, go on, go on, post your own three! Three things - two are true and one is a lie.