As our favourite Moderator Chantal approaches her wedding day, it's time to organise her KG (virtual) hen party.
All welcome, male or female - along with virtual food and drinks - in fancy dress please. The theme is chickens - real or mythical, famous, infamous or simply some local bird known to you.
The party will be this Saturday evening, July 7th. Don't miss it.
Hen Party - all chickens welcome!
Moderators: KG Steve, Chantal, Tigger, peter, Chief Spud
- Primrose
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Thanks for the invitation. I'm going to come as a bird with a long neck.
Apparently this question was asked in a recent Quiz Show. "Name a bird with a long neck".
The contestant replied "Naomi Campbell".
Or perhaps I'll come as the Ugly Swan, and be transformed by the end of the evening.
Earlier in the week, I bought a case of delicious Pakistani mangoes (the delicious yellow skinned ones) for making ice cream, so I'll bring some virtual ones along. Who was it said "The best way to eat mangoes is naked in the bath". So it could be an interesting party!
Apparently this question was asked in a recent Quiz Show. "Name a bird with a long neck".
The contestant replied "Naomi Campbell".
Or perhaps I'll come as the Ugly Swan, and be transformed by the end of the evening.
Earlier in the week, I bought a case of delicious Pakistani mangoes (the delicious yellow skinned ones) for making ice cream, so I'll bring some virtual ones along. Who was it said "The best way to eat mangoes is naked in the bath". So it could be an interesting party!
Oooh thanks for the invite!
I'm coming as Big Bird off Sesame St. No idea if he was a chicken or not but there's plenty to go around!!!
Congratulations to Chantal & her fiance!
I'm coming as Big Bird off Sesame St. No idea if he was a chicken or not but there's plenty to go around!!!
Congratulations to Chantal & her fiance!
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This Saturday? OOhh I had no idea it would be so soon! I think I'll invite Rocky and Selsey in for a while, they don't even need to dress up to be chickens. Rosie has some feathers she's going to stick into her fur so she'll be joining in too. I'm not sure what I'll come as though.
What time does the party start? No too early I hope as the forecast for Saturday is (at the moment) rain free and if possible I'll be on the plot until dark.
One word of warning though, my colleague (the one who invents sex toys, I've mentioned him before) is threatening to sign up and join in. He's sulking 'cos I'm not having a real hen night as he wanted to organise it Anyway, if some stranger called Rock Chick starts joining in, be afraid, be very afraid...
By the way, congratulations Franksmum, you beat me to it.
What time does the party start? No too early I hope as the forecast for Saturday is (at the moment) rain free and if possible I'll be on the plot until dark.
One word of warning though, my colleague (the one who invents sex toys, I've mentioned him before) is threatening to sign up and join in. He's sulking 'cos I'm not having a real hen night as he wanted to organise it Anyway, if some stranger called Rock Chick starts joining in, be afraid, be very afraid...
By the way, congratulations Franksmum, you beat me to it.
Last edited by Chantal on Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Chantal
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Chantal - What do you mean, no idea it would be so early? You're getting married this month girl and we don't want you hung over on the day. You might need time for the bruises to fade too. All good hen parties are planned into the scheme of things.
What time do you want your guests to start arriving?
Now, where did I put those feathers....
What time do you want your guests to start arriving?
Now, where did I put those feathers....
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Are fish invited?
If so I'll be all scaley...
(sp?)
Other than that I'll be a turkey... eating phantom wedding cake... hence "gobble gobble"
If so I'll be all scaley...
(sp?)
Other than that I'll be a turkey... eating phantom wedding cake... hence "gobble gobble"
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All fish need to report to Tigger for instructions/permissions, this is nothing to do with me.
Tigger, WHAT BRUISES!
I think starting at 9pm sounds good if the sun is shining, earlier if it's a rainy day.
Tigger, WHAT BRUISES!
I think starting at 9pm sounds good if the sun is shining, earlier if it's a rainy day.
Chantal
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I'll have to raise a glass to Chantal offline, as I will be busy getting sozzled at my partner's birthday barbecue (hold back the rain)
have a super time everyone, and don't forget the 'L' plates!!
have a super time everyone, and don't forget the 'L' plates!!
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Dear Chantal, i would say tigger's worried in case you fall over and bruise your parson's nose.
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
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sounds painful!!
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Chantal wrote:...Tigger, WHAT BRUISES! ....
According to the order she sent me it could be from the handcuffs, the wide leather strap, or the ankle shackles.
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Tigger, please confirm the order, payment in advance for the OldHerbaceous Pigletwillie Peter dance ensemble.
Please also specify the costumes you wish worn, we have some nice pink frilly tou-tou's which go a storm with the miners boots.
Will you require the full disrobing or just to undies?
Cos if Chantal wears her usuals we'll need to bring the bolt cutters!
Please also specify the costumes you wish worn, we have some nice pink frilly tou-tou's which go a storm with the miners boots.
Will you require the full disrobing or just to undies?
Cos if Chantal wears her usuals we'll need to bring the bolt cutters!
Do not put off thanking people when they have helped you, as they may not be there to thank later.
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