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How to get to Heaven from Ireland

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:34 am
by Gerry
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of going to Heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, sold all I owned and gave all my money to the church, would that get me to Heaven"?

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me to Heaven"?

Again the answer was "NO!"[b].

"If I gave sweets to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven"?

Again they answered [b]"NO!"
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I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then tell me how I can get to Heaven"?

A little boy shouted out..."YOU'VE GOTTA BE FOOKIN DEAD"

Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it.

Re: How to get to Heaven from Ireland

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 8:08 am
by oldherbaceous
Out of the mouths of babes...... :)

Re: How to get to Heaven from Ireland

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:41 am
by Gerry
Sorry. I meant to put this on the "Joke" thread.