Norfolk
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:55 am
Just returned from a lovely few days in Norfolk, so thought this might amuse y'all.
NORMAL FOR NORFOLK
There’s an Eskimo Town in Norfolk,
Nobody knows that it’s there,
It’s full of Eskimo immigrants,
All covered in Polar bear hair.
Nobody knows why they came there,
Nobody knows why they stayed,
Nobody knows how they’re breeding,
They think it’s too cold to get laid!
But still it’s quite normal for Norfolk,
It’d be quite unusual for Kent,
It’d never happen in Yorkshire,
Or anywhere north of the Trent!
There’s an Eskimo Town in Norfolk,
The igloos are starting to thaw,
The wallpaper comes off in handfulls,
They’re going to complain to the store!
Someone suggested they paint them,
Magnolia wasn’t quite right,
It just didn't conjure up “ice flows”,
They had to be painted bright white!
The local unfriendly alsatian,
Has learned to approach them with care,
They tried to breed him with a huskie,
It gave the poor brute quite a scare!
But still, it’s quite normal for Norfolk,
The locals just don’t turn a hair,
‘Cos they’ve sent explorers to Suffolk,
And they’ve seen the folk who live there!
NORMAL FOR NORFOLK
There’s an Eskimo Town in Norfolk,
Nobody knows that it’s there,
It’s full of Eskimo immigrants,
All covered in Polar bear hair.
Nobody knows why they came there,
Nobody knows why they stayed,
Nobody knows how they’re breeding,
They think it’s too cold to get laid!
But still it’s quite normal for Norfolk,
It’d be quite unusual for Kent,
It’d never happen in Yorkshire,
Or anywhere north of the Trent!
There’s an Eskimo Town in Norfolk,
The igloos are starting to thaw,
The wallpaper comes off in handfulls,
They’re going to complain to the store!
Someone suggested they paint them,
Magnolia wasn’t quite right,
It just didn't conjure up “ice flows”,
They had to be painted bright white!
The local unfriendly alsatian,
Has learned to approach them with care,
They tried to breed him with a huskie,
It gave the poor brute quite a scare!
But still, it’s quite normal for Norfolk,
The locals just don’t turn a hair,
‘Cos they’ve sent explorers to Suffolk,
And they’ve seen the folk who live there!
