Kitchen Garden Forum

My neighbour was telling me last week, when she was putting her bin out, that the Swiss had made some new particles. They are going to call them Higgins Bosuns. I'd like to try some for myself. Anyone know when they are likely to be in the shops?.

Higgs boson walks into church. Priest says "Sorry but we don't allow particles in here." Boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

There'll be a younger one soon. Higgson.



I'll get me coat.