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My local pub has just hosted the Christmas lunch of our local hedge-layers group. Mine host told them they must leaf a good tip and pay from their hedge fund

And they mustn't split without settling the bill properly....

I'll get me hat.

Any clever quips about the Christmas dinner of our local dry stone wallers which we held last Thursday?

The potatoes were cold when they eventually arrived at the table, as chef had taken a while before resorting to cocktail sticks to hold together the wall enclosing the pigs in blankets.

Monika wrote:Any clever quips about the Christmas dinner of our local dry stone wallers which we held last Thursday?

It was quick a rowdy affair as many of the guests were stoned!