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Johnboy wrote:How on earth did Alan get hold of that photo of 'The Grock' although taken a few years back I'd recognize her anywhere.
JB.

No wonder she hasn't been posting, she's been tied up in OH's belfry

donedigging wrote:Who done this???

Hahahahahahahahahaha.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Can I have one of those for the allotment please? I can think of a few who need to kiss it

Johnboy wrote:How on earth did Alan get hold of that photo of 'The Grock' although taken a few years back I'd recognize her anywhere.
JB.

How did I get a photo of Johnboy in her/his younger years

I'm not quite sure it's proper these young ladies cavorting all over the place like that, a respectable gentleman like myself can find it quite embarrassing.

She/He is a bit of a flasher

Hi Alan,
Is this another one that you took yourself

Dear God it wasn't a dream after all!!
JB.

OH approaches Disney for a robot pea picker

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/wall-e-poster1-big.jpg

Old Codger retaliates by building the Milton Bryan Roboscrumper

Dear Alan, Disney were unable to help me as they had not come across peas as tall before.

oldherbaceous wrote:Dear Alan, Disney were unable to help me as they had not come across peas as tall before.

Right Herby, where's dem peas?

Dear Alan, now we're talking.

Hi Alan, the apple scrumper does look a good machine, but its a raspberry picker that i need i'm fed up of picking them

old codger wrote:Hi Alan, the apple scrumper does look a good machine, but its a raspberry picker that i need i'm fed up of picking them

Dear OC

Here's a big one



or would you prefer me to send these Scottish ladies along to Milton Bryan?



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Alan. I think with the price of fuel, I would prefer the girls, please deliver whilst the Memsahib is out. shallotman