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In your case Hervie either of them.

Jopsy, you did do that mac up carefully didn't you?
I did warn you about those papperazzi didn't I?

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Must remember to get the downmarket papers tomorrow. :oops:
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No, Tigger, I'll swap you MY gobstoppers for YOUR sherbet dip. Shame on you trying to take advantage of an enebr...enebri...enebria.. drunk woman. :shock:
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Too much Malt Peter - your spelling's slipping. :twisted:
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Jenny Green wrote:That dog's full of prawn crackers.
Your party bag's very generous but I was also hoping for a handsome hunk to do my weeding for me - and I think Tigger's got a TV chef on her letter to Santa Claus.



Smiles handsomely :shock: and suggests Jenny talk to OH. :twisted:
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Richard probably bumped into Jopsy, and it's scared him to death. :lol:
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You could be right OH. He probably though he was at a belated Halloween party.
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Tigger wrote:Too much Malt Peter - your spelling's slipping. :twisted:


Not enougougoughhh murlt acutarly.

Bit too much aqua actualy.

Special treat, baklava anyone?b
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the oh has had me wrapping pressies and peeling sprouts, now ive a load of sprout peelings left over, ive tried making wine before , wasnt a huge success , are there any mince pies left?
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Herbie, I can't honestly say you looked scared when Jopsy walked in. In awe perhaps, dumbstruck possibly.

Have to admit I did not know they made corsets quite that skimpy and with such a tailored cut. :shock: :shock: :oops:

I believe the phrase is "fine figure of a woman" or phwoooaaarrrr. :oops:
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I think Jopsy stuffed the last ones. :wink:
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Richard, hot toddy with the mice pie? :D
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Yes of course. He made 6 dozen today. They've got extra fruit in and some lemon to stop them being too sweet.

Has Peter got you a drink?
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You beat me to it Peter. :lol:
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I'm off to bed ladies and gentlemen (not really, the bat phone's just gone off).
Enjoy yourselves and I'm looking forward to meeting whichever handsome hunk's lying beneath the tree Christmas morn.
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is there a mince pie shortage then? i thought i smelt some malt somewhere!!
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