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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:21 pm
by pigletwillie
I don't mind sharing at all. After all, there's PLENTY to go round!!! Which bit would you like first?
Grock - you really are insatiable!!!
Mrs Piglet
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:26 pm
by Chantal
Bit of loin for me please and LOTS of crackling.
And don't forget folks, a Piglet is not just for Candlemas, if Mrs Piglet slices him right he'll last right through to Pancake Day.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:35 pm
by pigletwillie
There you are Chantal - a nice chunk of loin for you. Sorry about that nasty bit of gristle in there. I'm sure I don't know where that came from! Just chuck that bit out.
Perhaps Grock knows what it is. Sounds like she's lived a little!
Mrs Piglet
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:56 pm
by Chantal
How can I be sure this IS Mrs Piglet and not a masochistic Piglet
By the way, did the photos get through to you? I've not tried that before.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:05 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
ohh no chantel isnt in a p.v.c shell suit aswell,is she
i bet hers fits in ALL the right places
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:23 pm
by Chantal
Ugh what a horrible thought! Nah, these are of the Piglets and Carol Klein (name dropper, moi?) at Potato Day. Sooo boring by comparison but so much more palatable.
What do you mean "as well"?
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:25 pm
by pigletwillie
Hi Chantal - yes the pictures came through really well - and the right size too. David hasn't got the hang of emailing pictures on a smaller scale yet. They come through larger than the screen and take hours to download, so we've been told, so he's given up for now. But the pictures you sent were brilliant. Thanks everso much. I'm annoyed that I never thought to bring my camera to Potato Day, but then I didn't expect to meet any celebreties either. I'll make sure I bring it in future, just in case we get to meet Monty or, my fave, Alan Titchmarsh! Won't we look dandy all lined up in our psychadelic shell suits!
Mrs Piglet
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:41 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
mrs piglet,YOU LOVE ALAN TOOOOOOOO,now i know your a lady with taste.ive got the very said man in my shed.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:19 pm
by pigletwillie
Grock - yes Alan is gorgeous but not as cute as Piglet. Piglet is all meat - a real treat!
Mrs Piglet
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:22 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
I BET HE IS MRS PIGLET
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:46 pm
by Arnie
You lot are off your heads
I have'nt laughed so much in ages poor piglet
Kevin
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:57 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
do not feel sorry for the pig, he asks for it every time,DO feel sorry for mrs piglet though
Where's Piglet?
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:46 pm
by Chantal
As Piglet has only taken a virtual roasting from us, where is he tonight
Every posting for hours has been from Mrs Piglet. Should we be worried
Has he had a real roasting from Mrs Piglet
Should we be out looking for pork bones in the Leicestershire area
Worried of Rugby
Mr Piglet
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:56 am
by pigletwillie
Ha, Mr Piglet is back.
Unfortunatly I had to work last night hence my absence but rest assured Mrs Piglet is locked safely back in the sty where she belongs.
It took most of the night scrubbing away to remove the baby oil and chilli oil and Grock, I think I will be scarred forever where you stuck that skewer in.
You just wait, your not to big to go over my knee when I catch you.
Mr Piglet
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:43 am
by lizzie
Oh no. You've done it now Piglet. You do realise she'll insist that she takes up your very tempting offer.
I think anyone of a nervous disposition should leave. Now. Before it's too late. Before all the therapist get booked up.
An ecstatically happy Grock is a very frightening sight.
Beware afraid, be very, very, very afraid. An over-enthusiastic Grock IS the mother of all your nightmares