Bits and bobs.

[peter]

..... yes i think i might be in trouble with the Liverpool lasses.

More like for sale in the same antiques shop.

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Peter, what a terrible thing for me to have to read first thing in the morning.

[lizzie]

Ooooohhhh Herby. Just wait till I tell Grockie....... she might start with fin rot again with all the upset

I didn't know it was on so I missed it. It's a goreous building with the most fabulous Mison floor. Very beautiful.

Herby, would you like me to arrange a bungy jump for you? I'm willing to arrange everything

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Lizzie, i thought you might not see that, but it appears i have been caught.

I think i will give the bungy jump a miss, as i can feel sabotage about to happen.

I like your description of the hall, it must be your more sophisticated side showing through.

[peter]

Somehow Herby I reckon Lizzie will eschew the standard bungy harness and go for the neck fastening six strand hempen rope version.

Perfectly safe.




For Lizzie.

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Peter, please don't encourage Lizzie whilst she has murder on her mind.

[lizzie]

The scary thing is Herby, I don't need anyone to encourage me.

You wonder why I smile? I smile cos they still haven't found the bodies

Mmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Lizzie, i would think very carefully before thinking of doing away with me, i would be back to haunt you at the most embarrassing times.

[PLUMPUDDING]

Do you have a large compost heap Lizzie?

[lizzie]

PLUMPUDDING: Yep, I do (and so does Grock)

Herby: You won't be embarrasing me that often

[oldherbaceous]

I think i've got a serious problem, now i'm not sure what age this normally starts in ones life, but i was hoping that it would be when i was a lot older than i am now.

The problem is that i found myself sighing when i went to get up off the settee, hopefully it is only a temporary thing.

Does anyone else do this yet, and if so, can you remember at what age you started.

[Sue]

My husband caught himself jangling the change in his pocket while waiting at the petrol station tills the other day. He's also started adjusting his specs just like his dad does. He's very depressed at these signs of impending old git dom.

I didn't laugh........much

[oldherbaceous]

Thanks Sue thats really cheered me up.

[Sue]

Hey it could be worse As Victoria Wood says, the day to worry is the day you find yourself looking at Scholl sandals and thinking oooh, those look comfy.

Me..........I found myself doing the very same in M&S t'other day at the FootGlove range I'll be buying Damart undies next

[peter]

Dear Lizzie, i would think very carefully before thinking of doing away with me, i would be back to haunt you at the most embarrassing times.

So absolutely no change there then. <Sigh>