Kitchen Garden Forum

Must have been Chilli-Oil not Baby-Oil.

someone pass us the apple sauce.stop it piggy keep still

The Grock is incorigible. Grock, you can't have just apple sauce, he needs a bit of mint as well.

Don't let Chantal near Piggy for his sake, she's got chilli oil trapped under her nails.

Making my eyes water just thinking about it

oh god there he goes running off down the path,christ he IS a bit of a porker

That's going to make his crackling crisp up

burn the pig! burn the pig! ohh imagine the crackling that will taste soooo good

Grock where did you put that large spit?

By the way, the bbq up to temp

I reckon you 2 have scared that poor piggy away!

Sue

just got one end in the mouth,ang on its just getting there...thaaats it ,out the other end now.right i'll turn for 1/2 hr,u can have the next turn.arhhhh dosnt he look cute

Heeeeellllllpppppp mmmeeeeeeeeeee

Poor old Piglet, Grock maybe we should keep him a bit longer, let him fatten up a bit more. We could always spit roast someone else

Poor Piglet, you lot are soooo cruel, he's really quite sweet. Chilli now removed from fingernails by the way so Piglet you're quite safe.

I'll bet that hot chilli jelly I just made goes nicely with roast pork though...

Mmmmmm. Someone's got some winter salads ready and we could always bake a nice loaf.......

Aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh! What have you lot done to my poor piglet. He's on fire, spitting and snorting and cracklin' like a good un.

Stuffing anyone?

Mrs Piglet

yessss pleassssse,if u dont mind sharing.hi,hi.hi