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Indeed! Most posted by hypochondriacs!

Westi

Our nephew is a GP. He says it's surprising the number of patients who come in and tell him exactly what medical condition they've got and just want him to write out a prescription for x y z. medication. I can see him buying a supply of these mugs to hand out

Brilliant.

A Christmas ditty I sent in my cards about 30 years ago.
There's a Wonderful Old Man who's trick
Is climbing down chimneys, stone or brick
So damp down your fire
Lest he should acquire
A nasty burn on his foot.


An alternative I just made up.

There's a Dodgy Geezer called Nick
Who shins down chimneys double quick
That may well explain
The incredible pain
From the burns that appear on his knees

Keep sharp in retirement!
As we slowly move toward- through (or into) retirement, we need to keep occupied with small projects.
Like this guy!

I know, I saw it right away too....
No safety glasses or hearing protection.

And I caught something else that is really important: He has no gloves on.

I might be getting older but I am still as sharp as a tack!


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I know they are identical twins but, you would have thought one of them would have had a little sense.....

What a p***k

Or maybe not a .......

OMG! Now that's what ELF & Safety is about! Mind they could adopt!

Westi

Darwinian selection at it's ...sharpest?

One special for Pa Snip

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Condoms with a postnatal effect!

Talk about a blow job!

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