Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:00 pm
Don't know anymore "What do you" jokes so here's a few others.
How do accountants liven up their office parties?
They invite an undertaker
You know he's a really good tax accountant when he has a loophole named after him
Maybe it's true that life begins at 40. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out or spread out
What's the difference between a clown and a man having a mid life crisis?
The clown knows he wears terrible clothes.
What's pink, smells of wee and goes in out in out?
Granny doing the okey cokey
How can you tell if a man is well hung?
You can just slip your finger between his neck and the rope
How do you scare a man?
Walk up behind him and throw confetti
A wise man will never plant more vegetables than his wife can look after.
How do accountants liven up their office parties?
They invite an undertaker
You know he's a really good tax accountant when he has a loophole named after him
Maybe it's true that life begins at 40. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out or spread out
What's the difference between a clown and a man having a mid life crisis?
The clown knows he wears terrible clothes.
What's pink, smells of wee and goes in out in out?
Granny doing the okey cokey
How can you tell if a man is well hung?
You can just slip your finger between his neck and the rope
How do you scare a man?
Walk up behind him and throw confetti
A wise man will never plant more vegetables than his wife can look after.