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Grock don't know what Chantal's been up to, buts shes broke your pole.

Oh for heavens sake, I AM a Pole, I'm not dancing round one. Remember my maiden name, pure Polish...

So as I am the Pole, you'd best all start dancing around me. Not to much rubbing up and down my leg though please OH and Compo

More drinkies please Lizzie

Thats my man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drinkies are served............

No, don't have shares in youtube....i'm flicking about...... I've found loads of Dave Allan and some Kenny Everett.

I need to get more hobbies

Before using the Pole can you make sure the screws are still in at the top. There was an incident last week and it's a bit rickety

its o.k guys,just get the goose greese on it

Does anyone know who's snake this is please

Hey, that's me you're talking about. I don't need screwing or greasing thank you very much

Are we allowed to rub anywhere else then Chantal.

Sorry Chantal.....i missed a bit then

ow hay,and my xmas gift to you all is a greate big goose

If it's a huge one it's Not mine.

I can't see the end of his coil.....but he looks very nervous

Blimey, I'm hoping you'll miss all of me Lizzie. Bleah, goose grease...

I'll forgive you Liz.

That not what Tigger told me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets all raise our glasses to our mate Tig............Bums up!

I can't see what theres to be nervous about.