Liquid Gold

[lizzie]

No it's not. It's me, it's me IT IS ME.

It's your fault Piglet for being a fine specimen of a Piglet!!!

[pigletwillie]

come on grock or Lizzie, post me a piccie, a clean one or Mrs P will have my trotters off

[lizzie]

I've got someone else asking me for a pici and I have searched the house to find one but can't. The only one I can fin was taken 10 years ago when I was 9 months pregnant with my son, looking like a barage balloon in full flight. I look pretty rough as well cos i'd been in labour all night but baby hadn't arrived.

Mind you, he's still a lazy little **** now.

[The Grock in the Frock]

liz shall i fish out the one when we went to dolgough falls

[lizzie]

Yeh go on. It'll be funny

[The Grock in the Frock]

i'll look for them but youll hane too put it on the pc

[lizzie]

Okey coky pig in a pokey

[Chantal]

I've been speaking to my mother and it turns out that my aunt (German from my dad's side) used to brush her teeth in fresh urine to remove plaque!! I know the Romans used to use it on their teeth but this was only up to a few years ago, in MY FAMILY!!!

By the way, did you see in the papers yesterday about the injured climber who survived 6 days in freezing conditions and "drank his own urine to keep going", I can think of better hot drinks but hey, when needs must.

[The Grock in the Frock]

chantal the romans also washed their whites in wee wee,

[Chantal]

I'm hoping my aunt didn't! I'm not asking any more questions of my mother, I'm not sure I want to know the answers.


My aunt did live to be a grand old age and also had pretty good teeth so it clearly did her no harm. Unfortunately unless I've spent days stuck up a mountain; down a well or suffered some other similar disaster where it's drink urine or death, I'm sorry but NOTHING would pursuade me to imbibe urine, mine or anyone elses. I'm going to limit myself to peeing on my veg.

[pigletwillie]

hopefully not just before you eat it eh

[Chantal]

I was thinking more of in the soil that splashed all over the place - apparently it biodegrades really quickly in air so should be applied into the soil rather than on it. I'll leave all the splashing around to you blokes, and no, I don't think I'll water at all just before I eat it. It might make me more conscientious about washing my veg though, I'm terrible and scoff straight from the plot when I'm there

[peter]

Perhaps Piglet you should go wee wee wee all the way home?

[pigletwillie]

I would Peter, but for obvious reasons, I steer well clear of Markets.

[lizzie]

You could always have a bring a sample party.