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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:21 pm
by peter
jopsy wrote:oops i knew i needed more wig tape!
sorry bout that everyone
The correct term is "merkin" I believe, he says lowering the tone a bit more.
Tigger, yes do bring her in.
OH, sorry, so much sauce I cannor identify the brown.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:22 pm
by Tigger
I don't like to mention this, but the fairy from the top of the tree seems to have disappeared.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:22 pm
by jopsy
haha
i can see it
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:22 pm
by oldherbaceous
Don't worry about me i've got the picture of Lady Lettuce with me.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:23 pm
by jopsy
will you stop wriggling OH i just cannot get the last one!
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:23 pm
by peter
jopsy wrote:here i am peter
now what was it you wanted?
omg OH that mustve hurt-be brave!
Peter hands Jopsy serveral pairs of tweezedrs. "Please tend to OH."
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:25 pm
by jopsy
peter i just looked up merkin!
you dirty old thing!
right thats me off for my mac!
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:26 pm
by peter
Herbie you cannot have the fairy, it was modelled on Chantal, not Lady Lettuce and is copyright "The Telegraph".
Have another toddy to make up for it and Tigger, do you have any more brownies, they're yummy.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:28 pm
by peter
Sorry Herbie, my mistake, Jopsy you silly girl, you sat on the fairy and it got stuck in your corset, it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction after all.
Now careful with the Mac, are you sure you are old enough to be drinking whisky?

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:28 pm
by Tigger
Yes Peter, there's a few more in the tin. I'll go and get them.
Would anyone like some home-made sorbet? Blackcurrant and mint or gooseberry. I can recommend them and you're quite safe - himself made them. I just grew the fruit.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:29 pm
by jopsy
phew
was a tad emb about that!
ive got my id with me!
ooh can we pull the crackers peter
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:29 pm
by Tigger
Is that Chantal still snoring or do you live near a railway line Peter?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:31 pm
by oldherbaceous
I'll have a blackcurrant and mint please Tigger, should go well with my dark rum,

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:32 pm
by jopsy
its chantal bless her
shes had a long day!
look at that patch shes made!
can anyone find a dishcloth?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:32 pm
by peter
Stanstead airport actually.
But that was Chantal, not RyanAir.
