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Lizzie, my cats just got home from a nights mousing in Grocks shed. Try and find out what happened to her.

I dread to think what happend to her Piglet.

Have you tried www.mycathatesyou.com

Very funny. I'm thinking of sending photos in of mine. They wait till the dog's asleep and then the pair of them launch an attack on him. I wouldn't mind but he never touches them. He knows that they're the bosses. They beat him up on a daily basis. Poor little puppy dog.

I phoned Grock last night but she was bo-bos. She'll probably phone later on

hi all,totaly fed up with the weather,the computer,the kids,the usband,the house,me cold which ive had since ponkins and i hit the grand old age of 38 on friday,yes piglet ,the truth is out,im now officialy an old bird ,another nail in me coffin to cheer me up.oh and i forgot ...the cars ill aswell,so i guess ill be sticking me hand in me pocket yet again.god im a missirable cow these last few days.

Grock my little chicken, how lovely to hear from you again, even if you are being a miserable sod. (If you're an old bird I'm on the scrap heap!) Anyway, now you're back, we'll cheer you up. Where's that Piglet?

Everything's going well then Grock - and I bet you haven't heard about Piglet's award yet. That'll make your day.

Grock my little Angel, just a year older than me eh, at least we`re the right side of 40 unlike some moderators we could mention .

You should be here Grock, just cooked fore rib of beef with roasted mediteranean veg followed by a baked lemon curd cheese cake and little chocolate, blueberry and raspberry petit fours, all washed down with several bottles of Chateau Neuf Du Pape.

I would have carved for you, wiped your little mouth, and spoon fed you all afternoon.

Cheer up Grock, it could be worse, it could be me

Thank you Piglet. For those of you who're interested I was 46 last week, and am I bothered?

Chantal at 46 you are a spring chicken - I was 45 when I had my daughter and she's given me a whole new lease of life. By the way, Miss Piggy? Is that wise?!

Miss Piggy for one day only and Piglet's miles away. In any case, we've met twice so know what we really look like (pretty accurate avatars at present it has to be said ) Tomorrow's is a good one...

Keeps me young being someone different every day. Cheaper than children too. Never wanted children, don't have any and now can't have any. I have a four year old niece which is close enough for me. I've always preferred dependents with feathers and fur.

Chantal,

this is the Piglet Don, dis the Piglet and you will be sleeping with the fish, Capisce.

I'm feeling ancient. We were 30 years married on March 6th. Despite the lack of wrinkles (sounds of support roar in the background!!!!), I'll be 50 on September 30th 2006. I know - you can't believe it. Neither can I. My father had his first heart attack at 46 and his last at 57. My ambition is to get to 60 'cos no-one else in my family has. Look out - trouble will occur if I'm still here on October 1st 2016.

Go for it Tigger.

30 years is a good shout.

Mrs Piglet is 53 this year and we have been hitched for 8 and a half years, bless her, I only married her for her pension but she turned out to be a good old stick. I wouldnt be without her.

Hmmnn. I'm hoping the latest NHS debacle will result in me being paid off - 10 years of my pension will result in an annual pension of twice the national salary. Don't think it will happen though.

If it does - I'm off to apply to my nearest Waitrose or a big Garden Centre. Either will supplement my extravagant lifestyel!!

hello,im back after rar raring at a friend which cheered me up good style ,but which has left her feeling crap.whats piglets good news?ive heard yours chantel,nice one!so im a year older than the pig,ye and the years youve slept,i think youve forgot,ive seen the pictures

He got a best allotment award. Can't see him just now 'cos his head's so big we've had to put double doors in.