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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:40 pm
by Chantal
Ho ho ho
Is that the best you can manage Piglet? (not bad actually) Where have you been during the latter half of this?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:42 pm
by Zena
What do you a call a man with no arms,no legs but who still manages to swim the Channel?
Clever Dick
Sorry - probably not the best way to introduce myself on my first posting!
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:45 pm
by paul.r
Zena I reckon you'll fit right in...best wishes paul.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:35 am
by Chantal
Hi Zena, brilliant introduction; welcome to the asylum.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:44 am
by pigletwillie
What do you call an Indian who lives in a matchbox
Ram Din
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:10 am
by Chantal
Piglet that's awful, and so early in the morning too.
Ever thought we should have an emoticon for "groan"?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:42 am
by paul.r
the guru
my hat my coat.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:48 am
by Sue
What do you call a vampire who lives in your kitchen?
Spatula
What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A quivering wreck
What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder
Sue
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:54 am
by peter
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no skin.
Still no bloody idea.
What do you call a man covered in compost?
Peat.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:28 pm
by richard p
and from the primary school
are two thieves a pair of nickers
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:58 pm
by Zena
Thanks folks. I've been reading the site for a while but hadn't plucked up courage to post!
But now I have, prepare for lots of questions!
In the meantime:
Q: What do you call a man who stands between two houses?
A: Ali
Q: What do you call a man between two houses on the second storey?
A: Alistair
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:48 am
by peter
Q: What do you call a man who stands between two houses dressed as a sheep?
A: Ali Baba.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:08 pm
by Angi
Ok. I'm joining in now.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig!
Tamarillo
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:24 pm
by Allan
Now that you've had your jokes can we get back to the subject. I too have a packet of seeds.
An easy one to solve with a bit of Googling, here is a taster:-
Propagation: Seeds and cuttings may be used for propagation. Seeds product a high-branched, erect tree, while cuttings develop into a shorter, bushy plant with low-lying branches. The tree does not always come true from seed, but is most likely to if one is careful to take seed from red fruits with black seed pulp or yellow fruits with yellow seed pulp. Germination is accelerated by placing washed and dried seed in a freezer for 24 hours before planting out. Cuttings should be of 1 to 2 year-old wood 3/8 to l inch thick and 18 to 30 inches long. The leaves are removed and the base cut square below a node. Cuttings can be planted directly in the ground, but should not be permitted to fruit the first year.
Allan
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:24 pm
by pigletwillie
What do you call a woman with fruit on her head?
Flan